i got some shit that shows who follows me and unfollows me. its funny and surprising at the same time, mostly the people who have unfollowed. 

woops

dylancarlo:

Life plan: Graduate High school, sell meth, get rich, move to Cuba, get richer, come back to America, and die.

Why the fuck didn’t I think of this back in 2009?

Yo

I need this 3 day weekend like a motherfucker. Drink and do some gaming and see some faces I miss dearly.

I don’t care who you are, come get drunk and right my neighbors.

And my vacation request was approved for June 28 - July 7. Fuckin aye.

I don’t want to move. Ever. 
well, except for when the Bruins come on.

I don’t want to move. Ever. 

well, except for when the Bruins come on.

deathbymetal666:

legotoday:

Lego Helm’s deep redefines the term ‘Epic Battle’.

Mother of god.

Don't worry. He has a big dick ladies..
Anonymous

You’re not even my mom.

I am willing to have sex with you
Anonymous

Oh boy-o

Show me your dick. Please
Anonymous

It fell off! Ahhhhhhhh

wienerboobs:

I just depressed the shit out of myself. I hate how facebook is like a window into the past. all the shit i really dont want to remember. fuck facebook

I deleted mine 2 years ago. shit is awful, always come across shit you wish you didn’t see or shouldn’t have seen.

send me weird shit. before i fall asleep and die or something.

ok

Lets party

Lets party