Pretty happy to contribute to this. It was only a birthday card, but this kid must be beyond happy. 

And I’m sick of my sickness
Don’t touch me, you’ll get this.
I’m useless, lazy, perverted,
and you hate me.

You can’t save me,
You can’t change me,
Well I’m waiting for my wakeup call,
And everything, everything’s my fault.

My father called me up and said he would drive me work tomorrow. I’m working at my office tomorrow, which is almost an hour away, and he stepped up out of left field. All our differences aside and bullshit that we went through over the past 23 years, I love that man.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Haha, I’m so angry about my car, haha

Taking Back Sunday - Make Damn Sure
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boobslyn:

you are everything i want cause you are everything i’m not 

Sext: what Bright Eyes song makes you feel the most dead inside?

Hahahahahaha, my car died, hahahahahahaha got it towed.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

haha

ha

no car for however long, hahahahahaha

how the fuck do i get to work

vuls:

90125, Yes, (1983)

vuls:

90125, Yes, (1983)

What is it that you do for work
Anonymous

typically I’m an audio engineer. today, I sat in a dark corner and turned lights on. very very technical……….

I hate when I have to work backstage during shows. It’s lonely back here yo

I hate when I have to work backstage during shows. It’s lonely back here yo

daniellexteig:

THE BEST KIND OF CAKE IS FUNFETTI AND IF YOU DISAGREE I HATE YOU

daniellexteig:

THE BEST KIND OF CAKE IS FUNFETTI AND IF YOU DISAGREE I HATE YOU